Monday, December 31, 2007

Redeemed! Reborn! Re-diculous!




Oh I knew he could do it! I blearily bobbled through the blogs, head pounding, gin soaked and ravaged and then WOT! LO?
Carrot Top!
Then I said, 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!' Then I drank some coffee, then I pondered if I was still drunk, then I decided I was and then I hugged myself and whispered, 'eeeeeeeeee', for I am giving up the hooch for two whole monthlies in the New Year so that gives me license to be as drunk as I want at 9 something in the am, as drunk as I wanna ever be. Also I appear to have lost my slippers.
So, to my beloved. Well I was shaken after the housekeeper shirt incident, MOST shaken in fact, so shaken I almost gave him up. But HUZZAH! Oh fattycatty of so little faith, why didst thou forsooked... and I personally believe and such in eye-rak and you know... him for e'n a moment. Bring on the crazy for another year my ginger prince, my newbie doobie, my eyeliner wearing nipple flashing right angled armed begingered freckled bot-bot, bring it and I will worship at the alter of gingerosity without fail or reason.
Happy New year chumlies. Happy New year indeed.

(Cheers Michael. I hope somebody lets you stick the tip in real soon)

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Blogger finn said...

how did you make his eyes move like that. is that some kind of manimated gif.

12:43 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

his lips move too.

12:46 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

can you make it stop now pls.

12:47 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I know darling, it's almost impossible to resist. If you roll your chair back and forth he looks like he's coming in for a big toady smooch. Mmmmm. Oh I am pleased he came back from the brink, I truly am.

1:18 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

It's like a styled man-bob or something new instead of the old pointy clown shape haircut that he sported for years.
Very Happy New Year to you and the Paramour, FMC.

1:31 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Cheers sweetie. It is quite bobbish, but it's so ringletty and fiery. A mannish Annie hair do.

2:20 p.m.  
Blogger PI said...

Good luck with the abstinence and all you wish for 2008. As long as it doesn't include marrying ginger bonce.

2:34 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thanks Pat, and a very happy New Year to you. I probably won't marry a Ginger, but a girl can dream can't she?

2:57 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

He looks like one of these enormous evil clowns whose mouth Scooby and Shaggy would drive into on Ghost train rides in haunted fair-grounds while we all shouted Nooooooo, Scooooooooby! Leave that Shaggy twat behind and run for your life, Scoooooby!

Happy New Year to you dear fatmammycat. You've been a joy as ever and an inspiration with your running around all over the shop. I do most earnestly desire that your lam reek lang. That's a blessing by the way, but in the usual Scottish way it sounds like a deathly insult. We loathe displays of emotion see, 'cepting if it's ourselves doing the emoting.

I wish you all good fortune, health and happiness in 2008. And wedding bells! Is this not the year fatmammycat weds?

Also, I have reason to earnestly desire you abandon your abstinence run sometimes towards the end of Febrooree. Email a-comin'.

3:53 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Weeeeeeelllly, I shall check my email immediately.

4:18 p.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

Crude, but it'll do

HNY, FMC.

4:24 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

ahahaha, my word, just when I thought his perfection could not be surpassed. Cheers ducky, that made Babs moist too.

4:26 p.m.  
Blogger Annie said...

As if he wasn't frightening enough... Thanks for the nightmares Twenty.

Happy new year to you and yours FMC!

5:10 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

Happy New Year fmc!

Never was a molecule so blessed as the one they put in the swallie. It spreads bonhomie and makes me like all sorts of things including a lady I don't like and avocados. Wondrous.

In our sitting room I've just left 1 Panamanian, 1 Pole, 1 Brazilian, 1 Bulgarian, 1 American and a Scotsman. We were having a United Nations summit to the bippity-bop of Blondie. They still are. I have to go a-bed so that tomorrow I can cook the New Year's feast for whatever carcases still want to feed their faces.

Drunky drunky drunky - happy happy hungry.

11:44 a.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Happy New Year FMC - hope it's a good one for you :)

1:28 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Happy New Year darlings.
The pain will stop soon, won't it?

2:40 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

'Appy 'appy New Year, FMC!!

(and would you believe I don't even have a hangover? Monkeys can obviously fly...)

3:07 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh God, I wish I could say that Eva.

3:08 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

hope your head's good today......happy new year....

3:11 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

You too Manuel, hope you're over the worst of it.

8:24 p.m.  
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