Tuesday, May 27, 2008

One of those mornings.

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. Ever have one of those mornings? It's been raining all night and it's raining now and the bloody garage roof has sprung a fresh leak, so I had to go in and move everything out of harm's way, which basically meant I had to stack everything between three different leaks. Then I had to gallop out and get money for the furniture repair man who was delivering the dining room table-which underwent a near miraculous transformation due to his french polishing skills- and a chair that the Marklar all but destroyed with his stupid sneaky talons. Don't even ask me how much that cost but believe me when I tell you the garage roof is going to stay leaky for another while and I won't be having a haircut this month either.
Next off to Tescos where damp dour folk with no motor skills OR manners careen around the aisles. Finally get home and unpack the bloody car only to find I've forgotten to buy cat litter so I'll have to go back bloody out in a while. I had an entirely different post almost done about that seven year old girl who died from neglect only I deleted it by mistake and I can't find the folder with my tax receipts.
And it's day two of a month long hooch free spell. Oh and no sleeping tablets neither. Off them too. I'll probably snap clean in two my the end of the week.
Grotty mornings, I'm against them.

On the other hand I now firmly believe things could have been a whole lot worse...



Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Naked Boyzone?! Why would you inflict this upon us FMC?

12:22 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Why, oh why did you have to put the Full Manky up there?

And did I miss the sleeping pill thing, what's all that about?

12:30 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

Oh dear, what a morning you've had. Hopefully the day will get better.
Now this is an interesting pic. I never thought any of those guys were particularly fit? Are these their real bodies or just their heads stuck on somebody else's? You have revealed a new world to me, but I'm still suspicious.

12:30 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh it's them all right, in all their glistening glory. Sheepie, I'm sorry but I felt if I had to suffer EVERYONE has to suffer.
Conan, fucking sleeping tablets. I am an absolute gobbler of them. I quit there a few months ago but in the last two months I've been taking them again nightly. Terrible. So now I'm back off them again. But as I said to CG only yesterday I LIKE going asleep and without them I run the risk of NOT going asleep. BAH, I just need to cop the fuck on.

12:35 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Actually, they look in good shape to me too, but it's Boyzone. I saw them dance on the Late Late SHow, I still have bad dreams about it.

12:37 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Hmmm, summat up if you're excercising like crazy and NOT sleeping. I'd ditch the pills, permo, they're habituating and create dependency. But then I don't have a problem sleeping, I just wake up too early.

12:43 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Im gonna have a frickin problem sleeping after seeing that pic...

Egad! I remember seeing them on The Late Late too - christ that was cringeful!

12:48 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Sheepie I'll locate it for you!

Conan, I know, you're absolutely right of course. I just really hate not sleeping, lying there watching the clock. And of course if I don't sleep that night I sleep in the next morning which mean I don't sleep the next night...
But today and yesterday I got up early and I'm hoping that will do the trick. Plus I'm off to the gym shortly, I'd BETTER be tired tonight.

12:55 p.m.  
Anonymous Primal Sneeze said...

Ah shur it could be worse. It could be a Tuesday. I hate Tuesdays.

1:32 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh honey, I don't know how to tell you...
actually, no, it's nothing, pay no heed. You're right, it could be worse.

1:37 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good lord the hack of them.

Why don't you fix the roof yourself? I love doing things like that I wish I had have been a builder.

Did the dude come to your house take your furniture and drop it back? Does he fix leather chairs my darling nephew took a scissors to the back of my lounging chair and I love it and would like it fixed.


2:09 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

The pups are destroying this dining room set and I'll be glad to see it go. It belonged to Mr. M's great aunt and it has no utility for modern adults. It's small, low, and narrow.

I had 5 hours of shitty sleep last night and I see a repeat of that tonight.

4:11 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Too big of a job for me Nonny, and I'm usually the first out with the tool box. The whole thing needs to be replaced. Even the beams are rotten.

Medbh, bad luck old chum. Not nice when you can't sleep. I'd like to recommend something but as a fellow non-sleeper the only thing I've ever had in my arsenal is sleeping tablets. I hope you don't go into cycles. I ALWAY end up doing that, not sleeping then over sleeping then not sleeping and blah di blah until I end of goggled eyed and cross at four in the morning wondering how the paramour can sleep when someone is glaring at him with laser beams instead of eyes.

4:53 p.m.  
Anonymous problemchildbride said...

That one on the far left is giving it all "Hey, what you looking at, wierdo? Haven't you ever seen several men with hats on their willies all at once before?

Sorry about the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad morning, toots. No fun, not on the back of insomnia especially. Got a touch of it myself at the moment. It's a bloody wrecker.

My morning so far has involved an excitable child skidding over the kitchen floor and landing on her bum in some still warm cat-vomit. Not pretty.

5:07 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Ah still warm cat vomit, how I know it well. I kow you're suffering too toots, you, me, Medbh, it's bloody catching.

5:14 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I think the insomnia might be a change of seasons thing?
Were they OTC sleeping pills or from a doctor, FMC.
I would have killed for one last night at 2am.

8:15 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

You could be right. I get slapped with it a few times a year and I know Sam does too. They were over the counter. Not an Irish counter though. Irish pharmacies only sell crappy herbal bollocks.

8:24 p.m.  
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