Friday, July 04, 2008

'Cheating' husband was banged up!




Ooooh, Porky Pies all over the gaff. Seems that thus husband of 'shocked drunk driver' and Mother-of-three Fiona Porter (24) who I blogged about earlier this week, didn't catch her mammy in bed with her husband, oh no she didn't! Why? Because according to the Indo,

'Hugo Porter (34), was actually in B-wing of Limerick prison, serving a sentence for motoring offences at the time she said she caught him and her mother in bed, prior to her arrest in the early hours of Sunday morning."

" He was sentenced to six months' imprisonment on June 19, following a high-speed car chase through Cappamore, Co Limerick, in September 2006.

Porter was arrested after he drove at 120km an hour down the main street of the east Limerick village but went on the run subsequently to the North. A bench warrant was issued for his arrest in January 2007."

He'll be out in October.

Oh my. What a spoofer, what an absolute spoofer. I wonder can they drag her drunken driving ass back t court or can people be charged for the same crime twice?
her mammy must be so proud.
I don't know which is worse, finding your mam in bed with your husband or LYING about finding your husband and Mother getting jiggy with it.

Was there an affair? Or did she fabricate the whole shebang? A spokesperson for Mrs Garvey -Fiona's mammy- had this to say...

"There are two sides to every story and what has come out before is not true, it will all come out in time," he said.

Oh, not exactly a resounding denial either. Is it?

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15 Comments:

Anonymous morgor said...

I think that displays the amount of research the irish justice system puts into its court cases.

"Scumbag Deco, you are hereby charged with murder. Have you anything to say in your defence?"

"yeh, yur oner, I wuz on an expedition to de an-tar-tic at de toyem, and i have drug problems, i wuz off me fookin' face"

"Very well deco, considering you weren't in the country at the time and you have a drug problem, off you go".

9:57 a.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

Bloody Spanish footballers over here taking our drugs when there aren't enough drugs to go around.

10:08 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

He's from Portugal, no? Diving little bollocks.

10:19 a.m.  
Anonymous problemchildbride said...

What lucky children these 3 are. Da's in the big house, mammy's all over the media for lying and drunk driving and granny may or not be shagging daddy.

Sheesh.

11:44 a.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

They're all crazy drama queens - it must be really boring where they live, or else they are putting something in the water they use for brewing the Guinness. Viagra Guinness.

12:06 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

I think you're on to something there Shebah. Now if only they could make viagra JD & Coke...

12:19 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

He's Brazilian by birth, but plays internationally for portugal and un til a few days ago, played his club footie in spain. He also spends a lot of his time in Limerick taking class A drugs. Fact! I resemble Morgors assertion that he was involved in murder - he was, in as much as can be ascertained from the facts as they were presented to the court in accordance with the wishes of the people and without any due prejudice, not there, but in the antarctic, right beside the north pole hugging a penguin.

12:28 p.m.  
OpenID bendersbetterbrother said...

I'm pretty sure that's Ruth Badger.

12:57 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

She's only 24?!
Is she lying about her age as well because girlfriend looks much older.

1:13 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She does, doesn't she? I'd have clocked her in her thirties. Guess the life she's living in not conducive to youthful looks.

1:32 p.m.  
Anonymous problemchildbride said...

I was thinking a female Timothy Spall.

3:07 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

sweet chulthua...spot on.

3:09 p.m.  
Anonymous Cate said...

Now theres one wild classy chic.

3:24 p.m.  
Anonymous problemchildbride said...

There's a role for that woman in a Harry Potter film, I'm sure of it.

3:26 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Ain't she tho' Cate? I mean you ahve to wonder what way her teeny tiny mind works to think of that excuse.

Sam, Mrs Ratticus?

3:41 p.m.  

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