Monday, January 26, 2009

Dear Jessica Simpson


Unless you are applying for the role of Dog The Bounty Hunter's next wife, this is probably not a good look to be sporting.
Yours, with namaste styled affections,
FMC

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18 Comments:

Anonymous ahaley74 said...

What the hell? She looks enormous! Is that the "in" thing now because, if so, I shall immediately stop the exercising, go back to eating whatever I want and buy me some old-man pants!

2:15 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

*shudder*
That's a harsh look for someone under 30.

2:22 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Those jeans are not flattering, not by a long shot.

2:24 p.m.  
Blogger The Sexy Pedestrian said...

She looks like a sleeping bag filled with footballs.

Such a nasty cut.

2:31 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't really know what she's famous for and she annoys me whenever I hear of her ...but I still would, truth be told. :)

2:36 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She doesn't invoke any major dislike in me I must say, I don't know that much about her really other than she is fuzzy on what tuna is and she can't act for toffee.
But this outfit however, this outfit invokes plenty in me, mostly horror.

2:57 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God "wimmins" can be so petty and jealous.
I doubt if any of the females writing here would look as good.

3:01 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I look better, and I'm old. Why? Because I am not wearing those jeans, so nah nah ni nah nah monkey.

3:03 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

She looks like a background extra from the Brady Bunch...

3:18 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

To be fair, I'm pretty sure ONLY Beth from DTBH could get away with those pants, and only because she is the awesome and no one would dare argue with her. She'd flay you senseless with her day-glo nails.

3:23 p.m.  
Anonymous ahaley74 said...

Anonymous, you are right. I would NOT look AS good in those jeans but it's a moot point because you wouldn't catch me dead in them...

10:27 p.m.  
Blogger laughykate said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! If that's where fashion is going, I'm a not following.

11:02 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

You know, she's an attractive girl, I don't know what possesses her to wear such terrible ensembles. Or why NO ONE made her stand in front of a mirror before she stepped up on stage.

10:01 a.m.  
Anonymous LadyTerri said...

Wow she looks like she's starting to pack on a little bit more weight now a days heheh

4:52 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She can afford a few pounds, but NOT those pants.

9:06 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i doubt it.

3:25 a.m.  
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