I"m not against them, every gal should have a few knocking around their underwear drawer for form fitting clothes or pale trousers. They can be very practial. But having said that I DON"T WANT TO SEE A WHALE TAIL INCHES FROM MY NOSE WHEN I'M BUYING A COPY OF THE TIMES ON A SUNDAY MORNING!!
I was minding my own business and checking that The Culture was inside the main paper when this girl squatted down in front of me and started to look through the papers and what did she shove in my face? Why a giant whale tail. Thin bands of over stretched cotton cutting through rolls of fat inches from my nose. Naturally to top it off she had a celtic tramp stamp above of the crack of her ample arse.
Ladies, wear whatever underwear pleases you, but it's UNDERwear. Got that? Goes under your clothes.