I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion.
I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times.
Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate.
I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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Evolution in action
AOCH!!!
That hurt watching.
But that could have been me the other day when I wrote my drunken dancing and singing stuff FMC ;)
god bless stupid people, oh how they make me laugh...
Me too. Oh lordy me too.
Hahaha, the greatest thing the internet has ever done is to make it easy to find videos of people landing on their faces.
Oh Jesus!...thats got to hurt....think I'll go and watch it again.
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