Monday, September 10, 2007

The murderer Britney Spears.

The video of Britney's comback preformance wouldn't load so you're going to have to look for it yourself here,

Basically Bit Brit just killed her career at last night's MTV awards show. When a performer has a lot riding on a show they usually do their level best to make that show the most spectacular event ever. Usually. But not Britney Spears. Britney takes what ever narcotic folk take to kill their enthusiasim, put on an ill fitting outfit a stripper would reject and proceeds to shoot her career in the chest with a fully loaded automatic 'fuck you photon rigged blaster blunderbuss'.
She murdered her career in cold blood last night. With her own bare hands. Dead, I mean she slaughtered it. It's D.e.a.d. Dead I tell you.



Anonymous bendersbetterbrother said...

Oh, that's bad.
Looks more like the efforts of a 15yr old chav fan. Doesn't look as if she was making any effort at all or had done nearly enough rehearsal.
I imagine she'll flash the gash another time or two though to rake over the dying embers before they finally go cold.

11:35 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It's hard to watch, it really is. That girl needs a firm no bullshit manager, stat.

11:44 a.m.  
Anonymous Primal Sneeze said...

Well, she did keep her clacks on this time. So that's something.

12:11 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I guess. But really the whole thing made me very uncomfortable.

12:31 p.m.  
Blogger gimme a minute said...

You seem disturbingly disappointed in her, Fatmammycat. Do you harbour some class of maternal feeling towards our Britney?

12:36 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I don't know why I'm feeling so...sorry for her. I mean she's her own worst enemy, but yet part of me watched that and I couldn't help but feel really bad for her.
Shit, maybe I'm going soft in my old age. Argh Gimmie, this is not good.

12:43 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Britney... Whitney... shitney. It's capitalism, Missus. Once you're alienated from your labour you're done for. It may be her way of getting 'the man' off her back.

1:19 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Maybe so toots, if she's trying to shelve fans she's going the right way about it.

1:27 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

In the beginning she looked like she was struggling just to maintain balance. Her weave looked better.
I've never understood her fame to begin with.
But you're right, FMC. Her career is dead.

1:57 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Did you think she was as high as a kite Medbh?

2:04 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

She looked drunk to me, FMC. And that back fat is not a good look. She also has a cheeto problem.

2:07 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I suspect if I lived in the state I too would have a bit of a cheeto problem, for I have a love of cheap nasty crisps that I can barely control.

2:27 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

What is a cheeto problem? Have never heard that expression. She looked drunk and out of her head. I feel sorry for her. Terrific body, though. Medbh - back fat, where? - looks like a normal great bod.

2:32 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Aw, c'mon be nice.

Hit me baby one more time.

2:33 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Ouch. The NYT did not pull any punches.
Cheetos are puffed orange cheese balls, Shebah, a popular junk food in the U.S.
Britney was photographed buying them/eating them. She has a problem with junk food. That's the limit for my cattiness today. I shouldn't do that.

2:45 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Oddly, though I didn't watch the whole thing (too painful and I'm not enough of a fan to care one way or the other) but I thought she looked self-conscious as hell. Almost like she was thinking, "these are the same people who've been raking me over the coals in the press for the last few years, why should I want to entertain THEM? Fuck it. I'm going to phone this one in and then retire to the trailer park."

Anyway, that's what it looked like to me.

2:52 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I just read that she found out before going on that Sarah SIlverman was going to crack jokes about her children, so that totally fucked her off.
Sarah Silverman can be down right cruel when she wants.

3:56 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Sarah Silverman is "one of the guys" and makes a living by crafting jokes that make fun of and punish women. She's internalized the frat boy point of view and acts just like one of them. I think it's so fucking low to bring kids into it.

6:24 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

So do I, I think it's shitty way to earn a laugh.

6:44 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

It seems she has become the celebrity everybody loves to hate, and to slag off. But yeah, she's not helping the situation with her behaviour, and the performance was embarrassing. Poor woman.

8:39 p.m.  
Anonymous laughykate said...

Does Brittney know that there have been these things called clothes invented ?

4:43 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I think she's still tied in to the less is sexy idea.

9:54 a.m.  

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