Friday, July 11, 2008

Happy Gingerday everyone!

Happy gingerday drods and bods. I am safely returned from another nonsmoochfilled afternoon in town, I am about to embark on a run of at least 10k, and tonight, the paramour informs me, we are going to a bar so freaking hip, so NOW, so what bleedin' evah, it doesn't even have an actual name! How cuttin' edge is that?
Also I am well pleased because it is Gingerday and this means it is the end of another wet Irish Summer week, and although my threshold for boredom be low, I have never in all my years decided to butcher my features. For this I am truly thankful, I own cats, true, but I never tried to pull that look off for myself. All of us should take a moment to be grateful to whatever god of ID who watches over us that never once have any of us looked in the mirror and said, 'gee, today I think I'd like to look like a tadpole or a cheetah or maybe even a aardvark'.
I am also truly pleased that I am not a hateful manipulative overindulged batshit insane hypocrite filled with bile and guile and fetid imaginings, that I can get up in the morning and face myself in the mirror and not think, 'what face will I put on, what cloak of martyrdom will I shroud myself in today, what whinging sniveling dribbling OOZING slug-pussed pond swill will I engage in to seek attention?'
Oh no. let us be grateful we don't dance in those shoes.
So, with this in mind I wish you a happy weekend. And remember, acting like a demented cunt* and being sorry about it after doesn't make you any less of a demented cunt, just a sorry demented cunt.
( apologies to the Major for hijacking his word, but it was appropriate)



Blogger morgor said...

She (He?) is so hot.

4:54 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Funny thing Morgor, this woman was beautiful back in the day and did this to herself-with the help of a surgeon of course.

5:16 p.m.  
Blogger morgor said...

Who is it?

5:43 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

5:50 p.m.  
Anonymous problemchildbride said...

The woman has a want.

Have fun tonight in the no-name bar, you swanky swells! Me, I'm laid low with a nose and throat and head bug which is only gathering strength. I shall be lying in bed wheezing this evening, but you go go on and have a nice time...I'll be fine...I'll remember you in my will...

*coughs long and hackily and swats off attention weakly*

Is the Purple Peril rearing her lilac head again then, toots? Comissers if it's so.


6:03 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Call it the Clint Eastwood pub!

And yes, huzzah that we are not snide little cunts and have happy lives with people who love us.

6:48 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Huzzah! Ditto on the plastic surgery. And though I can't imagine the specific manipulative batshit insane hypocrytical individual you are grateful NOT to be like, I echo your sentiments. I have in the past couple of years jettisoned friends who behaved in such ways and I'm much happier for it.

Happy Friday in the No Name bar - you must report back on all the beautiful, hip people you see and give a review. I myself am going to a lowly pub, so unfashionable as to have a name (the Skellig - in Waltham Massachusetts, for anyone reading this in my part of the world who MIGHT want to come and buy me a goddamn drink) and I wish you the happiest of happy Fridays. Indeed!

7:26 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

Aaaww.. that was a lovely soft landing back in Edinburgh.. thank you! I just had to check out your Ginger Friday - let's face it, it's no longer Friday without ginger Friday, simple as that.
And as of now I'm back to being my normal drunk self in Scotland again, hehe ;)
Slainte, looking forward to your report on too-cool-for-name-bar.

10:11 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

My own Little Miss Manuel is a ginger denier....I only discovered this through old school photos of her....bless her little ginger locks.....

12:17 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Me too Manuel, I was quite the ginger in my early youth.

11:01 a.m.  
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