Happy Gingerday everyone!
Happy gingerday drods and bods. I am safely returned from another nonsmoochfilled afternoon in town, I am about to embark on a run of at least 10k, and tonight, the paramour informs me, we are going to a bar so freaking hip, so NOW, so what bleedin' evah, it doesn't even have an actual name! How cuttin' edge is that?
Also I am well pleased because it is Gingerday and this means it is the end of another wet Irish Summer week, and although my threshold for boredom be low, I have never in all my years decided to butcher my features. For this I am truly thankful, I own cats, true, but I never tried to pull that look off for myself. All of us should take a moment to be grateful to whatever god of ID who watches over us that never once have any of us looked in the mirror and said, 'gee, today I think I'd like to look like a tadpole or a cheetah or maybe even a aardvark'.
I am also truly pleased that I am not a hateful manipulative overindulged batshit insane hypocrite filled with bile and guile and fetid imaginings, that I can get up in the morning and face myself in the mirror and not think, 'what face will I put on, what cloak of martyrdom will I shroud myself in today, what whinging sniveling dribbling OOZING slug-pussed pond swill will I engage in to seek attention?'
Oh no. let us be grateful we don't dance in those shoes.
So, with this in mind I wish you a happy weekend. And remember, acting like a demented cunt* and being sorry about it after doesn't make you any less of a demented cunt, just a sorry demented cunt.
( apologies to the Major for hijacking his word, but it was appropriate)
Labels: I will squash you like a bug ma.
posted by fatmammycat at 4:23 p.m.
16 Comments:
She (He?) is so hot.
Funny thing Morgor, this woman was beautiful back in the day and did this to herself-with the help of a surgeon of course.
Who is it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein
The woman has a want.
Have fun tonight in the no-name bar, you swanky swells! Me, I'm laid low with a nose and throat and head bug which is only gathering strength. I shall be lying in bed wheezing this evening, but you go ahead...you go on and have a nice time...I'll be fine...I'll remember you in my will...
*coughs long and hackily and swats off attention weakly*
Is the Purple Peril rearing her lilac head again then, toots? Comissers if it's so.
x
Call it the Clint Eastwood pub!
And yes, huzzah that we are not snide little cunts and have happy lives with people who love us.
Huzzah! Ditto on the plastic surgery. And though I can't imagine the specific manipulative batshit insane hypocrytical individual you are grateful NOT to be like, I echo your sentiments. I have in the past couple of years jettisoned friends who behaved in such ways and I'm much happier for it.
Happy Friday in the No Name bar - you must report back on all the beautiful, hip people you see and give a review. I myself am going to a lowly pub, so unfashionable as to have a name (the Skellig - in Waltham Massachusetts, for anyone reading this in my part of the world who MIGHT want to come and buy me a goddamn drink) and I wish you the happiest of happy Fridays. Indeed!
Aaaww.. that was a lovely soft landing back in Edinburgh.. thank you! I just had to check out your Ginger Friday - let's face it, it's no longer Friday without ginger Friday, simple as that.
And as of now I'm back to being my normal drunk self in Scotland again, hehe ;)
Slainte, looking forward to your report on too-cool-for-name-bar.
My own Little Miss Manuel is a ginger denier....I only discovered this through old school photos of her....bless her little ginger locks.....
Me too Manuel, I was quite the ginger in my early youth.
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