1-I would just like it to be known that I, Fatmammycat, look nothing like Vanessa Feltz. I had a photo of her and everything, but blogger would not even let her photo load, not that I blame it.
2- I have also decided that I will not be saying hello to the man from the third floor who chews gum in the lift after all. And that in fact I may take my shoe off and crack the back of his stupid skull open, the filthy Wrigley chewing scrote.
That is all.
UPDATE- photo of that Vanessa.