Monday, July 03, 2006

Cocaine.


As well as beng a drug that can turn even the most mild mannered fool into a loud opinionated jaw clenching sweating pontificating twat, it can also make previously posh pieces of totty look like an ex bare knuckle queen called Gloria.
"Years of cocaine abuse appears to have finally caught up with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, after shocking photographs revealed her once perfect nose to be on the brink of collapse.

Appearing at the Grazia Lifetime Achievement awards Saturday night, guests were horrified to see a large dent on the bridge of her nose.

One guest said: "Tara was dressed up and looked terrific, but her nose was in a terrible state. I couldn't stop staring at it because it had such a strange indentation. It was the talk of the party."

Friends of the I'm A Celebrity star, who has been clean for more than six years, now fear her former £400-a-day drug habit may have left her scarred for life."
That and I spent the best part of an hour on Saturday listening to some chap tell me all about his relationship with his sort of estranged dad, his sort of estranged brother and his -by proxy- sort of estranged nieces and nephews, all while he gurned and clenched and sweated his pointy head off. OOOOOhhh yes. Worra lorra fun.

9 Comments:

Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Jeezo, she must have partied hearty. Didn't the same thing happen to Daniella Westbrook on Eastenders?

8:56 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Yep, only it was the centre of Daniella's nose that vanished, so one nostril instead of two.

9:12 a.m.  
Anonymous Cate said...

I don't understand how it happens. Like how the nose wears away? It's a bit creepy.

12:10 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

coke and the shit that they cut it with is seriously corrosive. The nose is made out of cartilage which is much softer and prone to corrosion than bone. Having said that, coke abuse normally takes out the cartilage in the middle and I can't see how it would get to the bridge of the nose first (the thickest bit of cartilage). I reckon she just broke her nose in a fight.

1:01 p.m.  
Blogger Betty the Sheep said...

Maybe it's a botched nose job and she would rather have people attribute it to former drug abuse than to bad cosmetic surgery?

1:22 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She reckons she can't have plastic surgery to repair it as she is afraid of surgery. I laughed when I read that, afraid of surgery but not at all afraid 5 grams of coke a day.

2:37 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

"i couldn't stop staring at it because it had such a strange indentation. It was the talk of the party."

promise you'll a bullet in me if i ever end up at a party like this.

5:55 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Faaack, I've been at much worse. One of the 'parties' I went to the host and the hostess were fighting because just before the party the host informed the hostess he was leaving her for his twenty year old PA.
And then there was Country gay and his little shin dig, where Cherry -his boyfriend- decided to ...er introduce my friend Tara's younger and very very drunk brother to the 'love that dare not speak its name' in the garden shed, thus causing a terrible scene.

6:47 p.m.  
Anonymous Guitar Master said...

I wish I could blog as good as you, but what I can do is give you a nice Guitar Lesson!

9:31 a.m.  

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