Thursday, July 06, 2006

X+Y= Pete Burns?

Now, since I've been whinging all week and I'm tired of myself, I decided to have a look about me and see what's going on in the world. War, polictics, the drug cartels, corrupt governments, North Korea, yep check check...all is as it should be...
THEN, screech, stop, what's this? What strange goings on is this? Some strange sights to be sure to be sure. So strange that I feel the need to go shopping so that all is right with the world again.
Exibit 1- Pete Burns. In trouble and in court and ordered to stay in at night. The ghoul won't like that. And does anyone else think he looks rather like Faye Dunaway?

Exibit 2- Brigitte Neilson 48 has married hubby number 5, 33 year old -and very clearly friend of dorothy-Mattia Dessi, and took lots of photos, to which I can only say Bleeeecccchhhh. But turns out she 'forgot' she was still married to hubby number 4, so the wedding will now be next week. No No No.
I'm going out, catch y'all later. Shoes, I need shoes.


Blogger finn said...

FMC i can always rely on you for a Scary Whacked People of the World perspective.

but pray do not tempt me with the idea of shoes.

how is the puddin?

7:26 p.m.  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

What kind of tranny is Pete Burns? Is he a transvestite or a transsexual? I suppose I could Google him but I rely on FMC for my vicious celebrity gossip these days.

8:29 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Puddy spent the day snoring her head off on the back of the sofa and cleaning the funnel around her head, most odd-but as she can't get to ther scars I supose it will have to do. But it looks like I have to travel for work again on satdee, so I'm fretfully trying to convince Etheline to stay here and mind her.
Footy-that Pete, he's a bitchy savage. he got a whack load of surgery, but has kept his balls intact. So he's just a mess up bloke, like really seriously messed up.

8:35 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Now, I've never heard of this Pete Burns person, so I will reserve judgment. I will say, however, that those lips are just...wrong. On either sex, for any reason. Wrong. I'm sad.

Brigitte Neilson? Scares the living crap out of me. But at least that horrible episode with the wee rapper is over. THAT was a nightmare.

1:13 a.m.  
Blogger Binty McShae said...

I skim-read that and thought for a moment Bridgette had married Pete... weird.

I am on record as having no problem with trans-genders / vestites / sexuals / atlantics / formers, whatever... but even if Pete Burns had his fella removed he would still manage to be a complete cock.

4:22 a.m.  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

He seems to be a failed shemale. A human that ugly should wear a paper bag over his head.

7:34 a.m.  
Anonymous Cate said...

I put it all down to some kind of paranoid personality disorder that should be bate out of him with big stick. Oh and he should take time to put a pair of trousers on in the morning as well....Did you buy shoes?

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

I surely did Cate, I most surely did. One pair of ridiculously high wedges in a deep purple and one pair of slingbacks with peep toe in a sort of olive green, with a thin chain as the sling, if you know what I mean. Divine.

1:44 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pete Burns does not want to look like a woman!

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

Yah! Clearly.

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