Wednesday, September 13, 2006


Oh my, this is hilarious! HILARIOUS! I dislike this little brat to the nth degree and laughed when he got 'nutted' by a photographer years ago after screamin' DID YOU TOUCH MY MAWWWTORCAAWWW?' in his face. It was classic. I laughed long and hard , but I was equally laughing my socks off when French gay, who is also prone to shouting "DEED YOOU TOUCH MA MOTOR CAR?" when in his cups in a Jay Kay styleeee, sent me this not ten minutes ago.
So to brighten an otherwise miserable day I present to you Jay Kay, the real reason whipping should be brought back in...

"Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay has been arrested after an alleged assault on photographers outside a West End nightclub. The star was taken away by police after a prolonged clash with the paparazzi.
Witnesses said they saw Kay lash out after leaving Kabaret's Prophecy in Soho with a friend in the early hours of today.
He was alleged to have slapped one photographer and punched another in the head three times, before rounding on police with a volley of abuse.
"He was out of control, really lairy," said an onlooker. "He clearly had too much to drink and just wouldn't stop."
Kay, 36, appeared convinced that the photographers were waiting for him, when in fact they were hoping for a glimpse of actress Lindsay Lohan, who was also inside.
According to witnesses, the singer burst out of the bar yelling "monkeys" at the photographers and "squaring up to them". He was said to have demanded of one photographer, "Are you Italian?" before slapping him and yelling: "Well, you aren't fast enough."
He then allegedly turned on another photographer, Alan Chapman, punching him three times in the side of the head and knocking off his glasses. A friend of the 50-year-old, who works for the Matrix picture agency, said he was left with a bloody nose and a huge bruise on his face.
Alessandro Copetti, who also works for Matrix, said: "Kay came out of the club, quite visibly drunk and just suddenly launched a vicious attack on us. He kept calling us 'gay boys from the south' and said he could take all of us on." Club security men stepped in and bundled the singer into a waiting car - but as it drove away Kay jumped out for a second round of verbal attacks.
This time the police got involved. A passer-by said: "He rounded on them as well, yelling, 'I pay your wages'. One policeman said, 'well, everyone here pays our wages' and Jay Kay just came back with some nonsense, like, 'you all live in poverty you miserable f***ers'."
The officers eventually slapped Kay in handcuffs and led him to a waiting van that took him to Savile Row police station."


Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Fatmammycat I love you!

There's something about visiting your site that's homey yet always fresh and fun. I can't count the number of times oyu've made me laugh out loud. You rock, lady adn I adore ya.

I'm drunk! And it's only the aftrnoon! I'd forgotten the joys of drunken blogging.

Never stop yer blogging fmamacat. You're a daily treat and one that keeps me sane. I love ya!

1:30 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Why you delightful drunken hussy.
I'm off into town now to have a ridiculously early meeting, but I shall envy you heartily.

8:47 a.m.  
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Hi FMC, work web marshall, whatever that is. has banned your blog because or "porn" content. What is that about, have I missed something? and when is the porn going to be published? Hi from Uncle Bernard's Pub in Limerick where your are searched for concealed weapons before entry is permitted, if you don't have a weapon, they lend you one for the night. Hi from the dangerous south west. QJS

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