Monday, September 25, 2006

Hair raising risk.

I laughed.
A woman has been just been arrested in Cork after a kilo of cocaine worth €70,000 was found in her hair.

"The drugs were concealed in black cotton packages in the woman's 'beehive hairstyle'", Customs said in a statement.

The woman - a US national - was handed over to gardaí from Togher Garda station.

She was travelling from Lagos via Amsterdam at the time of her arrest.


Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Still, "in the event of an emergency water-landing" (aka almost certain death) she could have distributed some to her fellow passengers and the resultant high might keep them aloft 'til non-mountain type land was sighted. Either that or death would seem like a bit of a giggle and nobody would mind a bit. It's a public service really. Airlines should all come supplied with Class A drugs in case the pilot ha to tell the passengers any awkward news about having no fuel left or there being snakes on the plane. Have you seen that film?

7:47 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I have not, nor shall I. I am saving myself for Casino Royale, although I might go see The Reaping next with The Little Goth Kid as she has been dropping oh so subtle hints all over the place, like...'omigod, The reaping looks so cool, we should deffo go.'

8:13 p.m.  
Blogger Greg Finnegan said...

Airhead. Next they'll be sprinkling heroin in their shoes to look like foot powder.

9:02 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I knew a girl years ago who used to smuggle x tablets through customs in her jewellery. She wore massive chunky beads and in each bead would be at least ten to fifteen tablets. I don't know where she got the balls from, I don't even like bringing in sleeping tablets and anti-biotics from Spain.

9:15 p.m.  
Blogger mad muthas said...

lagos! amsterdam!! helloo? could she have MADE herself any more conspicuous?

10:42 p.m.  
Blogger Monstee said...

Me knew girl once who use to swallow condoms full of drugs and smuggle them into other countries. Then one of them condoms broke and she got pregnant. Nine months later she gave birth to Wonder Woman or Supergirl or Xena.... some such heroin.


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