Monday, October 02, 2006

Deeply unsexy.


Okay, Because I really am feeling poorly
here is my list of mingers who no matter how close the human race came to extinction I would not touch with a velly long pole.
1-Paul Daniels
2-Johnny Vegas
3-The Hoff
4-Peter Stringfellow
5-Michael Douglas- blee. He looks like he would be a 'wet' kisser.

13 Comments:

Blogger SheBah said...

All of yours, plus
Mark Lemarr
Jeremy Clarkson
Ant & Dec
Richard Madeley
Gordon Ramsey

12:49 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's five women to balance the lads out:

1) Either of the two fat ladies from that Two Fat Ladies cooking programme.
2) Liz from Coronation Street
3) Cat from Eastenders
4) Anne Robinson
5) Mary Harney

12:50 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Jeremy Clarkson...shudder. Can't you just see him sliding his high waisted jeans down his legs to reveal y-fronts with little racing cars all over them.
Anne Robinson and her little wink...hum.

1:09 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I second all of Shebahs and third all of yours.
Plus:
Karl Rove,
Any US politician except Bill Clinton or Barack Obama
John Prescott
Jimmy Saville
Tom Cruise

5:15 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Top notch crumpet.

1] Babs Windsor
2] Tara Palmer Tomkinson
3] Dana
4] Madonna
5] Calista Flockhart

6:40 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

OOOOOHHH Sam, snap on the Tom Cruise thing. You know I still haven't watched the complete Oprah interview, I actually cannot watch it.
That Russell Brand creep makes my nose wrinkle too. Yack. When I read about his having sex with the hoover...blee.
Dana is a wench Maroon, a vile right wing wench. I would put my foot straight up her hobbit arse if I ever ran into her.

8:10 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Doc, you appear not to restrict yourself to one type then. And quite right too - no earthly reason why you should, I don't in my Top 5 Tottie list. These ladies are oceans apart though - big boobs, little boobs, buxom, skinny, athletic, angelic, demonic and noseless. You appear to be either a lover of all woman-kind or just not fussy. Nowt wrong with either of those, neever.

9:02 a.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Pete Stringfellow did have a surprisingly good bum though, fmc, in your post of a while back. I think he was walking on the beach.

But of course a pert bum does not thee man make. It would be hard to compensate for that mullet.

9:06 a.m.  
Blogger beezer said...

I have to admit fancying Michael Douglas. I think it goes back to the 'Jewel on the Nile'/'Romancing the Stone' days even though I was only a nipper. The shame.

12:04 p.m.  
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