The teenage conversation, like.
'I'm telling you, he was totally looking at you.'
'Wow- he's a lash.'
'Yeah but, like, Connie used to go with this friend of his and she says he's like kinda like going with Ellie Foster.'
'That girl, you know her, she's got that like hair.' (waves arms madly)
'No way! Her? She's a total dirty skank!'
(Glum silence for a moment)
'Do you think he like, likes her?'
'Probably not, he's probably just like, you know hanging with that whole crowd? You know?'
'Connie was saying that Ellie's brother Gav is in a band, so like, that's probably it, like.'
'Oh totally, he's really into his music.'
'I mean that's probably why they were hanging out, practice, you know?'
'Yeah, because I don't think Ellie' (Does a dramatic head shake complete with disgusted face.)
'Like, ever since she got that part in the ad she's totally been up her own arse, like.'
'Pretending like she's so like, stagey, like she's always pretending she's a total algerian.'
'No, what do you call them? You know those kind of actors that, like, think, they're all like, the shit and stuff?'
'Well whatever, one of those, God, as if, I mean she's a total skank.'
'She works in SuperQuinns on the weekend tooo. Packing bags? I saw her there, like last week. She was morto when she saw me.
'Totally,(looks very pleased all of a sudden, then frowns again) My mom's all in my face about getting a weekend job too and I'm like, relax, I'll get a job for the summer?'
'I've got one.'
'NO way! Oh my God! Where?'
(Stunned) 'No the fuck way!'
'We get a discount on all the clothes too.'
'Wow, their clothes! I LOVE THEIR STUFF! Like- wow, I'm seriously- like that's amazing! How did you get that?'
'Oh, my Mom knows one of the managers and she like, asked?'
'Do you think they need anyone else like, part time?'
'Dunno. I'll ask.'
'Cool, that'd be like the total shit!'
ACTUAL CONVERSATION THIS FAT CAT HAD TO LISTEN TO RECENTLY. HOW THIS FAT CAT DIDN'T PULL A MR BARLOW FROM SALAM'S LOT AND CRACK THEIR TWO HEADS TOGETHER WITH A SATISFYING 'THWUNK' IS STILL A MYSTERY.